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- | ===== Funny Logs ===== | ||
- | Found yourself laughing hysterically at you and your guildmates? | ||
- | ==== Flint / Snowman ==== | ||
- | < | ||
- | [fremen] Snowman : hey, Flint, Darkstar just forbid me the occasional orgy | ||
- | with you again | ||
- | [fremen] Flint hmms. | ||
- | [fremen] Darkstar nogs. | ||
- | [fremen] Darkstar : MINE | ||
- | [fremen] Darkstar holds Snowman in her arms. | ||
- | [fremen] Flint goes ' | ||
- | [fremen] Darkstar : besides flint has roxy | ||
- | [fremen] Darkstar : the tfluf :P | ||
- | [fremen] Snowman : basically, that also covers: no after dark smooching on the | ||
- | wind trap.... no quickies behind the curtain at the spice request | ||
- | machine... | ||
- | [fremen] Darkstar gasps in astonishment. | ||
- | [fremen] Darkstar taps her foot impatiently. | ||
- | [fremen] Senexis hmmmmmmms. | ||
- | [fremen] Snowman : but we won't tell her about our little secret sandworm | ||
- | hole, where... | ||
- | [fremen] Snowman : oh wait | ||
- | [fremen] Snowman : she's on the channel again | ||
- | [fremen] Darkstar : aha! | ||
- | [fremen] Snowman : where uh | ||
- | [fremen] Snowman : where | ||
- | [fremen] Snowman : where we collect sandworm doodles to | ||
- | [fremen] Darkstar gives Snowman a REAL kiss, it seems to last forever. | ||
- | [fremen] Snowman : uhh | ||
- | [fremen] Snowman : *poke flint* help me here damnit | ||
- | [fremen] Senexis chuckles politely. | ||
- | [fremen] Flint stares longingly at Snowman, fondles himself, fondles himself, | ||
- | fondles himself, smiles happily, sits down on a nearby rock and rests | ||
- | for a while and wipes his brow saying : Phew! | ||
- | [fremen] Flint : better? | ||
- | [fremen] Darkstar eeks. | ||
- | [fremen] Snowman : that's not exactly what I had in mind | ||
- | [fremen] Flint looks blank and says ' | ||
- | </ | ||
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- | ==== CimBay Fun! ==== | ||
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- | < | ||
- | Your trader emits : Anarchy has placed Metaglass Body Protector (metaglass) for bid at 75000 solaris. | ||
- | Your trader chimes : < | ||
- | Your trader chimmers : < | ||
- | Your trader chimmers : < | ||
- | Your trader chimes : Elrond has bid 75001 for Metaglass Body Protector (small). | ||
- | Your trader chimmers : <Twist lafs at Elrond> | ||
- | Your trader chimes : < | ||
- | Anarchy tells you: SHHHHH | ||
- | Elrond tells you: really | ||
- | Anarchy tells you: focker | ||
- | You send a ball of flames in the sky spelling : *A*n*a*r*c*h*y* *t*e*l*l*s* *y*o*u*:* *f*o*c*k*e*r* | ||
- | </ | ||
- | |||
- | ==== Liberal Europeans? ==== | ||
- | < | ||
- | Tuukka sends a ball of flames in the sky spelling : *k*a*u*t*t*a* *a*n*a*a*l*i*p*e*n*e*t*r*a*a*t*i*o*n*!* | ||
- | [15:42] Twist goes 'What the fuck? | ||
- | [15:43] Gorgos : You don't wanna know, twist... | ||
- | [15:43] Guido : LOOK LOOK! | ||
- | [15:43] Desolation | ||
- | satanically. | ||
- | [15:43] Twist : I got the idea... | ||
- | [15:43] Tuukka lafs and gives Twist a high five. | ||
- | [15:43] Gorgos ruffles Twist' | ||
- | </ | ||
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- | ==== Philosoraptory ==== | ||
- | < | ||
- | [chat] Pic : clutch how much do you know of philosoraptory? | ||
- | [chat] Clutch : Philosophical velociraptors? | ||
- | [chat] Pic : no, just philosophy | ||
- | [chat] Paradox : He faps, therefore he is? | ||
- | [chat] Clutch agrees. | ||
- | [chat] Pic : I just call it philosoraptory, | ||
- | [chat] Clutch : only to big butts though | ||
- | [chat] Clutch : on tiny people | ||
- | [chat] Pic : hrm, so you only exist if black girls exist? | ||
- | [chat] Pic : or midgets... | ||
- | [chat] Barabas : we knew about the midgets already | ||
- | [chat] Clutch : hrm, black midgets, might have to explore that | ||
- | [chat] Tsubodai : You know, I just Kant seem to get into philosophy myself. | ||
- | [chat] Pic agrees. | ||
- | [chat] Tsubodai snickers. | ||
- | [chat] Pic peers at Tsubodai. | ||
- | [chat] Pic : that was a horrible pun | ||
- | [chat] Pic : well done | ||
- | </ |