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-===== Funny Logs ===== 
-Found yourself laughing hysterically at you and your guildmates?  Post a log here! 
  
-==== Flint / Snowman ==== 
-<file> 
-[fremen] Snowman : hey, Flint, Darkstar just forbid me the occasional orgy 
-                      with you again 
-[fremen] Flint hmms. 
-[fremen] Darkstar nogs. 
-[fremen] Darkstar : MINE 
-[fremen] Darkstar holds Snowman in her arms. 
-[fremen] Flint goes 'Damnation!'. 
-[fremen] Darkstar : besides flint has roxy 
-[fremen] Darkstar : the tfluf :P 
-[fremen] Snowman : basically, that also covers: no after dark smooching on the 
-                      wind trap.... no quickies behind the curtain at the spice request 
-                      machine... 
-[fremen] Darkstar gasps in astonishment. 
-[fremen] Darkstar taps her foot impatiently. 
-[fremen] Senexis hmmmmmmms. 
-[fremen] Snowman : but we won't tell her about our little secret sandworm 
-                      hole, where... 
-[fremen] Snowman : oh wait 
-[fremen] Snowman : she's on the channel again 
-[fremen] Darkstar : aha! 
-[fremen] Snowman : where uh 
-[fremen] Snowman : where 
-[fremen] Snowman : where we collect sandworm doodles to 
-[fremen] Darkstar gives Snowman a REAL kiss, it seems to last forever. 
-[fremen] Snowman : uhh 
-[fremen] Snowman : *poke flint* help me here damnit 
-[fremen] Senexis chuckles politely. 
-[fremen] Flint stares longingly at Snowman, fondles himself, fondles himself, 
-                      fondles himself, smiles happily, sits down on a nearby rock and rests 
-                      for a while and wipes his brow saying : Phew! 
-[fremen] Flint : better? 
-[fremen] Darkstar eeks. 
-[fremen] Snowman : that's not exactly what I had in mind 
-[fremen] Flint looks blank and says 'oh'. 
-</file> 
- 
-==== CimBay Fun! ==== 
- 
-<file> 
-Your trader emits : Anarchy has placed Metaglass Body Protector (metaglass) for bid at 75000 solaris. 
-Your trader chimes : <Anarchy> unblock me from tells elrond 
-Your trader chimmers : <Elrond> anarchy what is that armour 
-Your trader chimmers : <Anarchy> type armour 
-Your trader chimes : Elrond has bid 75001 for Metaglass Body Protector (small). 
-Your trader chimmers : <Twist lafs at Elrond> 
-Your trader chimes : <Twist> It's rather easy to get. 
-Anarchy tells you: SHHHHH 
-Elrond tells you: really 
-Anarchy tells you: focker 
-You send a ball of flames in the sky spelling : *A*n*a*r*c*h*y* *t*e*l*l*s* *y*o*u*:* *f*o*c*k*e*r* 
-</file> 
- 
-==== Liberal Europeans? ==== 
-<file> 
-Tuukka sends a ball of flames in the sky spelling : *k*a*u*t*t*a* *a*n*a*a*l*i*p*e*n*e*t*r*a*a*t*i*o*n*!* 
-[15:42] Twist goes 'What the fuck?!?'. 
-[15:43] Gorgos : You don't wanna know, twist... 
-[15:43] Guido : LOOK LOOK! 
-[15:43] Desolation  chants 'tuukka tuukka tuukka tuukka' and dances 
-        satanically. 
-[15:43] Twist : I got the idea...  Even in another language. 
-[15:43] Tuukka lafs and gives Twist a high five. 
-[15:43] Gorgos ruffles Twist's hair. 
-</file> 
- 
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-==== Philosoraptory ==== 
-<file> 
-[chat] Pic : clutch how much do you know of philosoraptory? 
-[chat] Clutch : Philosophical velociraptors? 
-[chat] Pic : no, just philosophy 
-[chat] Paradox : He faps, therefore he is? 
-[chat] Clutch agrees. 
-[chat] Pic : I just call it philosoraptory, cause it seems like I'm prey 
-[chat] Clutch : only to big butts though 
-[chat] Clutch : on tiny people 
-[chat] Pic : hrm, so you only exist if black girls exist? 
-[chat] Pic : or midgets... 
-[chat] Barabas : we knew about the midgets already 
-[chat] Clutch : hrm, black midgets, might have to explore that 
-[chat] Tsubodai : You know, I just Kant seem to get into philosophy myself. 
-[chat] Pic agrees. 
-[chat] Tsubodai snickers. 
-[chat] Pic peers at Tsubodai. 
-[chat] Pic : that was a horrible pun 
-[chat] Pic : well done 
-</file>